Celeb BABY Boom

This JUST in from the BabyPhat QUEEN....so I chatted with my sista the other day, and I had to congratulate her on her baby boy. She MUST be loving, and kissing all over that baby... treating him like a new pair of Gucci pumps...just ADORING HIM... she told me he was sooo cute. I can't wait to see him! The only thing I could say was tell him he has a uncle named Doctor Boogie...okay snitches you know I gotta see for myself cuz my sista Kimora is fine as rich wine and her man is dark as night, but from what I heard everything is ALL RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS to Kimora, Jiman AND their new baby!

SNAP Back Body by CANDACE PARKER

So. I was at a Sparks practice visiting Lisa Leslie and her beautiful daughter, Lauren, and low and behold one of the Shampoo girls, Kenji Noma, screamed out "Is that Candace Parker?!?" LOUD as USUAL... so she gave me the WHOLE run down. Candace Parker's baby was 9 days old at the time, and is fathered by none other than the Sheldon Williams. Now snitches you now I don't usually do this..but I had to go papparazzi on 'em! Not only is her baby GORGEOUS, her body still looks FABOULOUS! Here's a small clip of the BEAUTIFUL Baby Girl, and ultimate MILF just for you snitches! Look at Candace in the yellow....GET it GIRL!

Kym Whitley aaaaaaannnnnnd Toccara - Oh My !

So this one is a little different snitches. Me and the girls Kym Whitely and Toccara planned to go see the play "Ain't Misbehavin'", but they were doing just that!

Kim got to my place first, although she was late as hell. She looked good tho...hair was cute well wig was cool tetted to the side a lil but what the hell ...just in need of some good makeup "mud and cement" lololo .... just kidding but she is the mad picker ...but just a lil help from the Doctor needed of course and I oblidged.

Anyway, we had to rush because Toccara was on her way. So while I had her in my chair I had to hit her with Boogie's Top 5 questiions. She was not ready because she wanted to share something deep with me. But I was not listening when I should have been cuz she wanted to talk about something deep.

So we will sit down with her on this Snitches cuz what happend to her was not cool. I asked her if she would share her bad experience with the world. She said yes so you will see that on Chair Chat it does get deep Snitches... Wow !

Any hooooo first I wanted to know what was something that totally turned her off about an ex. My husband said - yes I call her my husband cuz she always wanna be the man ....so I made her a jacket that says Mr. !

So she said she had an ex who's breath smelled like OLD ASS....in his stomach. DAYUM!! That made me want to run and throw a Halls in my mouth. Yuck. yoyoyoyoyoyyo IF you usedto date Kim Whitley...I need you to go take a quick breath check. Just in case...because it just may be you. lmao!

Assbreath...hahahah. She even added it in that she had someone do her makeup before who's breath smelled like coochie. What the hell is up with all these body area smelling breath people?Peewww. Anyway, I also found out that her ass had a shoot and did NOT call the doctor to do her hair and makeup. Mmmhmm. Shady ass . lol! But she knows I love her. And I knows she don't like to pay!!

She then complained about makeup jobs costing 350.00 lol I told her ass HELL YEAH!! That's the market price for a good makeup job now honey. Rich chicks are some cheap chicks! lol Complaining about that being the cost of an airline ticket . Chick pleez please...to where? In this damn economy you can't get down the street for 350 damn dollars. She so cheap and got all the money in shoe boxess yallllll.

Now, on with the questions...I had to ask her how old she was when she lost her virginity? After trying to lie and say she never did...Yeah right chick....she finally answered and told us she was 20, while she was in college. Okay, that's not bad. I was waiting for her to say 12 or 13. As hot in the ass as she is. lol And speakin of humpen ' she said her fantasy freak would be Eric Benet, who she made sure to remind me was NOT currently married to Halle Berry. And honey I don't think Halle is TRIPPIN AT ALL FACT I NO SHE AIN'T ... Damn, Kim! You got something going on that I don't know? You got to watch her ass. lol

Now, when we asked 3 things she did to save money in today's economy, she responded that she waters her lawn less per week... goood one and grooms her dog herself .... niceee . But she also said that she made everyone in the house take a shower together. Hummm...yeah, I don't know if I'm that concerned with the economy just yet. lol Glad I don't live in her house. lol

So my girl Toccara finally arrives, and these chicks wanted to have the big titty conversation as always ! Why do all big titty chicks wanna talk about who's boobs is bigger?? Girrrllll yo titties is big as SHIT! says big titty chick #1 kim."No girl YO titties is big as SHIT," says big titty chick #2. Toccara.

And so on...and so on. Also there was some chat about some one liking girls and some one being in love with a girl ....hmmm.....and thay opened up about how that felt..... hmmmmmm! We keep it real and you get the goods on Chair Chat!

Now once Toccara got in my chair she snitched that she lost her virginity at age 16 to some old ass man who probably had worms. Eeeewwww Toccara!!! Your hot ass...lol. And she still looking at bus drivers...

BITCHASSNESS was the biggest turnoff about a particular ex that she dated. She ain't with a man not knowing how to be chivalrous. OPEN HER DAMN DOOR NICCA! Damn, even I know that shit. lol And that's probably why she made sure to let me know she is SINGLE, hot and looking for a reallll man .....Yes... single fellas.

But if you are gonna come at her...come correct! I think she a size queen... but hmm...Miss Toccara was acting real hollywood when it came to "lights camera action.." Usually, you can't shut the girl up...but tonight she was real shy and on reserve for sure! Makes me wonder...hmmm...

lol ...Aand then I see her at a basket ball game on the beach tramping and I got it on tape ...no bra and eatin' a cheese burger ....she know damn well her boobies to big to be out with no bra - but they were sittin' kinda nice .... damm .. I digress... lol! look at this ...

What was up with that girl?? I think I know, but you know I ain't gonna snitch that..lol. So we finally saw "Ain't misbehavin," and the people were talented...it was definitely something to sleep on...literally... I think somebody really did go to sleep. lol

! It might have been my ass. BUT we had a blast that night, y'all! Hope you enjoyed it too.

Oh yeah...and if you hear Kym Whitley use "snitches" instead of "bitches"...you know where she got it from. lol Smootches.

Dr. Boogie

http://www.boogiesecrets.com/

boogieshair@yahoo.com

Yes, Vivica is a Fox Snitches and a Cougar - All in One !

Vivica Fox Chair Chats with Dr. Boogie !

So guess who's in the chair today snitches??? Well I did something special for you today... I took Ms. Fox to lunch ( don't be jealous ! ) ... and we also visited a few fabulous designers I wanted her to check out.

Vivica is really beautiful ( yes, yes y'all ) but I know there are some haters out there when it comes to my girl ( Hate is so the new Love ) ... And y'all haterade bloggers just need to quit it ! ( Just mad cuz y'all fat with no man or mad your man wants my fabulous Ms. V! )

Well we dined on some very healthy wholesome food, cause Vivica don't play when it comes to fine dining and then we chatted:

So today's snitch session is a special one. My girl is one of the realest chics you can know...and she told it all. But before we get into that, I had to hit sister girl up with my TOP 5 Questions - my IceBreakers - OK? - so here we go!

What is your biggest turnoff about an ex that you had?

Apparently ungratefulness is her pet peeve. Vivica divulged that she was with a guy that was very ungrateful to be blessed to be in a relationship with her! I guess his ass should have been .. she is Ms. Vivica A. Fox. And you know I had to pry snitches .... So I asked was he in the entertainment business and she said no, and here's the quote snitches, "No we ain't talking about 50 Cent either!" So kill the rumors before you even start snitches with that he said she said shit!

But anyway, moving on ... my next question made her jump out her chair, "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" She said, "Ooooo my goodness Boogie!" She shared that she was 18 when she first had sex. Vivica, honey, you are a little sassy thang so if it didn't come out your mouth, I woulda said yeah right girl and figured she was actually about 16 and a half! LOL .. but it came straight from the Diva's own lips... wait ... can I add, her UNINJECTED lips .. be we'll get to that later snitches.

Back to Vivica giving up the goodies...the sexxy foxxy ghetto barbie kept the goods coming with no shame:

I asked where's the wildest place she ever had sex??? Vivica gasped! "In a closet" she answered! And yes I asked where and with who - but she told me none of my business!!!

Guess I should have asked how big was the ..........closet ! So since we were talking about closets and all, I asked her to name her one ultimate fantasy. Answer: A hot one night stand with one, just one, hottie! Is that an old hottie, young hottie, married hottie ??? "We don't do married men Boogie!" Agreed! ( But it is just a fantasy! Damn - Melyssa answered Barack Obama to the same question ! And we knows Michelle ain't going for that!)

But Ms. Fox has standards - even in Fantasy Land! ( Unlike some of y'all heifers out there - but I'm just sayin... cuz quiet as its kept - my fantasy is definitely married!)

Now in true Diva fashion she also put us down with some of her tips for surviving this so-called recession when I ASKED HER WHAT WAS 3 THINGS SHE DID TO SAVE MONEY.
1) First off she has learned to plan better and book travel further in advance. (Plan ahead Snitches!!! )

2) Babydoll has become self sufficient and learned how to touch up her own hair and makeup if and when needed (but don't you try that at home .. I've seen some of y'all's work! ) LOL

3) Ms. Vivica rocks synthetic wigs....( go right now snitches to http://www.boogiesecrets.com/ - don't play! My Dr. Boogie's fall is no joke!)

I'm gonna give Viv a quick plug before we get into the snitching that I know y'all been itching for.
"Cougar" on TVLand Prime. Wednesday nights at 10pm. Cougar on TVLand Prime...Wednesday nights at 10pm. Cougar on TVLand Prime....Wednesday nights at 10pm.

So I said it 3 times...that means you know to have your ass in the designated place at the designated time to watch these Cougar Divas regulate these boy's ASSES! WOO! The show is hot ...not to mention Viv is looking flawless...AS USUAL. Take notes from a real Diva y'all...OO AND LOOK TV DONT RETOUCH SO ENJOYTHE BEAUTY.

Now, speaking of Cougars...Viv broke it down for us, because some of y'all snitches out there have the whole thing all confused and effed up. So, In HER own words..."I am a Cougar......I am in my 40's...I've always dated younger guys...I was MARRIED to a younger guy so yes I am a PROUD member of the Cougar Club." Way to keep it real babe! I hate girls that swear they turning 30 for like 15 years in a row. WTF?

Now my girl wants y'all 'lil boys that are looking for someone to pay your bills to know...don't try to tame a Cougar. Cougars got more game than you can fathom and she does NOT pay bills or go out and buy you shoes or put rims on your car ..... What you need is a Sugar Momma.
Recognize and respect the difference.

You'll mess around with one of these Cougars and get you and your sugar momma's bank account depleted. LMAO! Come on point or don't come at all...she's sexy...she's in her 40's...she's successful...and she'sready to mingle...or maybe just tap that tail for you one or two good times. LOL And just because you are younger than her it does not mean you are qualified. You need to be able to see her eye to eye with your success AND have a little plastic to go with it. American Express that is...preferrably the black kind...but platinum will suffice.

Okay Okay so I know you are like...come on Dr. B.. bring the real. We wanna hear about the damn plastic surgery. Why in the hell did Vivica do all that shit to herself, and why did she get her nose done, and why is she all botoxed out and why did she get her breasts done...why why why????

Shut the hell up please...

I'm gonna quote my girl just so there is no misunderstanding. I'm even gonna make it real simple for you slow snitches out there...so y'all understand what I'm about to tell you.
Why did she do all that shit to herself?

SHE DIDN'T ya damn haters!!!!! Why y'all be makng up and assuming shit? A chic looks a little different and all of a sudden she had plastic surgery. My girl kept it real and told me exactly what she's had done.

So take out your note pads...get on Myspace and Twitter and Facebook...call your momma...call your cousin Brenda and her baby's daddy Man Man...and spread the word.

Now, she did admit to having her bags removed from under her eyes before. She ADMITTED to that. She also had lip injections ONCE ( as in ONE TIME) ...yes like Jessica Simpsion did and she didn't like it. Now before you braniacs start yapping...lip injections are temporary...so that effect is long gone. I mean years and years gone. ( So she tried is once - don't front snitches .. if you had her pocket book - you might to! )

She said .., and I quote "someone said I had a face lift...I got a nose job...cheek implants ...No..No...NO ! Yo, if I had all that plastic surgery done I wouldn't be able to come outside for like 7 months...I'd be so scarred and so distorted looking... I ain't had no plastic surgery in over 3-4 years AT LEAST...none."

Side note: I wish y'all could have heard the sincerity in her voice when she said that last quote.But she continued...her Cherokee lineage is partly responsible for the cheekbones and "Recently I got a new makeup artist, Darian Maylock, who can paint my face for the GODS, and I'm now working with you Dr. Boogie for my hair. And when you use different folks, the illusion changes and you get a different look!"

That's true y'all ...when you totally change and start working with a new make up artist, and hair stylist, etc...after working with the same people for YEARS...it makes a difference in your look. Duh....and yes - the Doctor has spoken... run and tell that snitches!

And when we chatted let me tell you that babydoll's skin was FLAWLESS and without makeup. I took a real close close look for real and I looked her face to face. I didn't see any injections, cuts, etc. I even asked her to frown!

Y'all need to stop fucking with Vivica. She is good. I only found a freckle and a mole. lol. She wore only lipgloss and her face was glowing. She never ever ever had botox and didn't even have on any foundation. Let my girl just be beautiful please!

But if you need proof...see her face to face and piss her off...you will definitely see the wrinkles in her forehead when she mean mugs your ass....(that is unless your eye ain't done already got shut for you. lol) and THAT will Debunk at least the botox rumor. I asked Viv did she do botox and she said Boogie no I am scard of it.

But she keep it real and said she would get what she needed if she felt it would make her feel good.

I love Vivica, and it means a lot when people talk freely and honestly about their shit...because WE WANNA KNOW!!! So there you go snitches and snitchettes...Vivica is NOT in the plastic club like most of Hollywood...she's in the COUGAR Club...lol. And the chic is a PROUD member....lol Did I say PROUUUDDD?! OH!! But Wait!! We went back to the fantasy fucks, and she finally decided...Dwight Howard and LeBron James.

Didn't we ask her for one? How are you gonna have trouble deciding on one then come back around and have TWO!!! lol She said seperately of course...we guess two at one time would be just too much for her. lol

LOVE this woman!! Way to keep it real. And for all you lame ass rumor mongers...THIS IS HER ULTIMATE FANTASY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! FANTASY...MEANING NOT REAL...MEANING IF BUT PROBABLY NOT. LOL

GOT IT???Oh..she came with one more...Derrick Rose from the Chicago Bulls. She likes them pretty pink lips.

Alright Vivica...you have had enough fantasy for one day. Save some for everybody else!
Thanks for chatting with me love...I promise I won't repeat anything you said......except the lil tiny bitty stuff above.

Go check out her show y'all and give my girl some love. She's definitely doing her thing and doing it all in Stilettos in TRUE Diva fashion...

Go girl...

Smooches!Dr. Boogiehttp://www.boogiesecrets.com/
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And guess - I got more for ya' ... Dr. Boogie talks to a real docter next - don't mess with me .... Snitches !

The Dr. Talks to a Real Doctor about Plastic Surgery, Botox and thangs ..

OK SNITCHES YOU KNOW ME ...I had to hit up a real doctor, Dr. Susan Evans http://www.cosmeticphysiciansofbeverlyhills.com/ .. cuz me talking to Vivica is just not enough for some snitches - damn y'all !

I HAD SOME QUESTIONS FOR HER …I ALSO WANT HER TO DO MY BOTOX .. ( yes, I'm getting me some botox y'all - I don't know about Vivica, but I can't wait ! )

Here's my Q&A with the Doc:

What does a microdermabrasion do to the face?

Microdermabrasions, done properly, make the skin have an extra glow and shine. They generate epidermal cell structure, increasing skin elastisticity. It manually removes the top potion of the skin by vacuuming crystals, across the skin. This light exfoliation helps reveal a new layer of skin and because it’s more controlled does not have the same potential side effects that chemical peels do. Microdermabrasions should not to be confused with dermabrsions that are major procedures, require anesthesia and has two weeks of down time. Microdermabrasions work in many areas of the body and on all skin types. It is not plastic or cosmetic surgery. Many celebrities in our practice use microdermabrasions to rid an area of wrinkles, fine lines, brown spots, melasma, blemishes, acne scars, and even enlarged pores. Microderms are a 20 to 30 minute procedure. Their painless and no redness occur. You can almost immediately see the difference.

2. If Vivica Fox had Botox, would her forehead and face be able to move like it does naturally?

It depends on how much Botox is used. In our practice I often use smaller amounts on celebrity actors that need to make expressions for roles.

3. Having your bags removed... is that plastic surgery or is it cosmetic surgery?

There are several ways to address bags under eyes, the newer trend and what we use, in our busy Beverly Hills Practice are fillers. There is no down time and the under eye area can look rejuvenated. For more severe cases our board certified Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Brian Evans of Dr. 90210, can do an upper and lower eye lift. Even with surgery we work with the skin also to make sure the results are the best.

4. From what you know by looking at Vivica Fox, from this recent TV Land red carpet appearance, does it look like she's had plastic surgery? And if so, how excessive?

Vivica Fox looks fantastic! She does not appear to be letting her age slow her down. She admits to having breast augmentation and they look natural. Her breasts are a normal size, with full, midline, cleavage, as well as great positioning. Dr. Brian Evans, our board certified plastic surgeon, takes time to make breast implants look natural, and goes under the muscle whenever possible so implants are not seen. Vivica’s face is beautiful. In my busy dermatology practice, it’s clear that, women in there forties do not want to look their age. They do not want face lift surgery but natural enhancements and smoothing of wrinkles, sagging and pigment problems. Everyone should be on a good skin program that includes a sunscreen, antioxidant, exfoliate and vitamin A. Vivica’s body looks terrific. She obviously works out and keeps her body and skin together. Vivica Fox is still looking like she did in her twenties and therefore is the perfect host for the cougar!

5. Would you say out of all the Hollywood celebs you see that have had plastic surgery, does Vivica Fox make your top five for work done?

Vivica Fox has publically admitted to having breast implants and she is one of the top five for work done. I applaud her for coming out and sharing her surgical experience with others. It helps the public to know what she’s been through and hopefully they understand how much work goes into being the beautiful Vivica Fox. It’s not easy! Others that come to mind are listed below:

2. Ashley Tisdale, a young Disney star, who recently had a rhinoplasty.

3. Ashley Simpson, a singer and now actor, also had a rhinoplasty.

4. Actress Tara Reid, who has undergone surgeries and its complications, has had a breast augmentation and liposuction.

5. Vanessa Williams, R&B and pop singer as well as actress, has openly admitted to getting Botox injections

6. Sharon Osbornehas admitted to having many procedures after having gastric bypass. She has had Liposuction, tummy tuck, breast Aug, and a face lift.

7. Shar Jackson, Kevin Federline's ex-wife, underwent a mommy make over and received a tummy tuck and a breast lift after having her children.

8. Michael Jackson, great entertainer had Rhinoplasty and unfortunate complications afterwards.

9. Queen Latifah: TV movie star underwent, Breast reduction

10. Kelly Rolland., former Destiny child, Underwent breast augmentation and was brave to share it with the world.

11. Lil Kim: Rapper admits to breast implants, and she’s looking fabulous on dancing with the stars.

MORE INFO OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE A TOUCH UP OR HAVE SOME GOOD WORK DONE http://lastheplace.com/2006/10/08/dr-susan-evans-shares-her-expertise-on-dr-90210/ www.cosmeticphysiciansofbeverlyhills.com/N

YOU TO CAN LOOK AS GOOD AS VIVICA FOXX …… AND SOON ME DR BOOGIE ….. I AM GETTING A LIL BOTOX MY SELF ON THIS WRINKE IN THE BRIDGE OF MY NOSE …SEE YOU AT THE DOCTOR - SNITCHES

Dr. Boogie

http://www.boogiesecrets.com/

B.Scott's SEXcapades

So I FINALLY got a chance to catch up with the infamous B SCOTT. Check out some of the interview!THE BLOGGER IS ABOUT TO DO MY BLOG!

Boogie: Okay, so I got Top questions...

B.Scott: Bring it!

Boogie: ?How old was B Scott when he lost his virginity?

B.Scott: oh......hahahahaa

Boogie: We always get 'em don't we? lol

B.Scott: WHOA! lol okay when I lost my virginity, I lost it when I was 18, actually.

Boogie: Really? That was the same age Vivica was when she lost hers!

B.Scott: Yeah, and I lost it to a WOMAN.

Boogie:O REALLY? You had sex with a woman first??

B.Scott: DEFINETLY! there's nothing wrong with a lil VA -J -J.

Boogie: She was your girlfriend?

B.Scott: Ahhh....No she wasn't my girlfriend.

Boogie: You was random? Hooking up?

B.Scott: Yes, random hook-up.

Boogie: You was SMASHIN' pussy around the town B.SCOTT?!? WHO woulda knew B.SCOTT running around smashin'!!

B.Scott: Yeah I did a lil sumthin to the Va-j-j and thangs... people think that because I am such a SUPER GAY, they don't think that I have any history with women. That's not true!

Boogie: Do you still do that now?

B.Scott: uhhh...NOT SO MUCH..lol once you know better, YOU DO BETTER. I'm not saying that having sex with a woman is bad, I'm just sayin', it's not for me and MY house.

Boogie: Name one place that you had sex, that was really, REALLY wild.

B.Scott: really REALLY wild? ohhh...I had sex before in an elevator.lol

Boogie: Was it moving?

B.Scott: Yeah it was moving! We didnt mesh the emergency button or anything. Actually one time it did open up , and people were standing there, and they kind of just let it go.um hmm...it was kinda HOTT

Boogie: Were you in the middle of a position?

B.Scott: UHhh..middle of a POSITION?.... I think he was in the middle of a position..hahaha

Boogie: O WOOOWWW!!

B.Scott: Don't let my bitch ass FOOL YOU...

Boogie: Have you always been gay?

B.Scott: I have always been gay. Have I always accepted it? No.

Boogie: So what age did you realized that ?

B.Scott: Somphmore year in college. I was dating a girl at the time, and we were friends.It wasn't working. We decided to be friends again, and she introduced me to a friend of hers that she was considering dating to show me that she was over me. One thing lead to another, she went to the bathroom, and he jumped on me and kissed me... thats how it all started.

Boogie:So that was your first time...Was he cute?

B.Scott: He was very cute...um hum, he was in a fraternity and everything. very popular. I don't mess with riff raff, EVEN when I was coming out!

Boogie : How do you feel about a couple of people that do what you do? One being Wendy Williams..

B.Scott: Wendy,Wendy , Wendy,...actually I support wendy, I met het once but she wasnt SO nice to me.I love her but this is the bottom line..even tho I am a man, I look more of a woman then SHE does.

Boogie:You know we love you Wendy, and uhhh.. you know that's not a good look. Okay Perez Hilton?

B.Scott:umm....I don't know her...lol..i do know him, i know him very well. there is no need to compare us because we are VERY different. I don't really have much to say about that.

Boogie: Does he support you?

B.Scott: umm..He did. He put me on his webite saying that I am the most fabolous you tube star ever.Then he realized that I had my own website, and he quickly took the post down.

Boogie: Hate is the new LOVE and it will be back!! Have you ever had ANY plastic surgery?

B.Scott: No, I'll leave that to Vivica...

Boogie: So my last question is what is the Bow Wow? What happened with Bow Wow?

B.Scott:Basically Bow Wow, was saying in a live chat that he walked into a barbershop, and realized the barber was gay, and decided that he didn't want the barber to touch the top of his head. And I'm offened by that cause bow wow should know better. He has been in the industry long enough to know that he shouldnt say something like that, and he has been around gays his whole life. So evidently there's something else going on, umm that people SHOULD be noticing...IE..if you really comfortable in your sexuality, you have nothing to hide, you don't have alot to say abou the gays. So that's how I feel about it....

Boogie:wow... It was great having you on the Boogiesecrets blog. Did you get all of that SNITCHES?

B.Scott: double kisses! *Mu`ah* *Mu`ah* BYE BYE!s

We definetly ALWAYS get them!!!

It's Melyssa Ford - Snitches !

Boogie’s Blog – Melyssa Ford:

So me and my girl Melyssa Ford, who I must say is absolutely stunning ALL THEEE TIME, sat down to have a heart to heart. I’m sure you all have heard that there is SOME CLOWN out there hacking into celebrity gmail accounts and emailing other celebrities as tho they are the person they hacked.

Yeah I know…get a fucking life, right? Who wants to sit and email strangers all day who don’t even know who you are? Some people just don’t have anything better to do. I will say tho, I’m a little offended. WHY THE FUCK HASN’T THIS ANYONE HACKED MY SHIT!!??? I’M INTERESTING!!! Shit..lol ...

So anyway, apparently she was hacked by this clown …suspectedly the same clown that hacked a certain multiple threat artist in the game. So the fucked up part about it is that the clown ass hacker sent out private…riskey… pictures that were saved in my girl’s account.

Now, ain’t that fucked up? A snitch can’t have SHIT to herself. Now, my girl was minding her own damn business and taking some sexy shots of herself, and some muthafucka is SOOOOOOOOO pressed that he has to sneak in her email account and expose her ass to other people on her email list. He coulda at least just kept the shit for himself and rubbed one off now and then in secret. Dag…why tell the whole damn world?

Asshole.

Now, of course babygirl is pissed about it and I thought I was gonna have to taze her ass a few times. A snitch was ready to go OFF!!!!! Lol - Take a breather boo. Forget bout them… we all love you!

Anyway, when I asked her if she was ashamed of the pictures of course she said no. I know that’s right ..be proud of your shit! But wait…why did her ass say she’s taken a few black and white sexy pics and a few with a little crack showing, which she calls BUTT CLEAVAGE.
BUUT CLEAVAGE???? Lol This snitch is creative. Lol hahahahaha.

Now, I asked if she was sure she was hacked and didn’t do that shit herself. (Yaull know how we do…lol ...do some shit and wanna take it back. Lol)

And she said no…and you know what..I believe her. But that other chic that resides in my head is like “yeah right snitch…lol you sent that shit…lol.”

Anyway…to not give the hacker too much attention…we moved on to a better topic. TURN OFFS!! True to form, Melyssa said “nastiness”. Now, by nastiness she didn’t mean freaky …stick his finger in your ass…type shit. She meant dudes that don’t baby powder their balls!

Baby Powdered balls…I think I like that! She said that it isn’t hard to get around the shit…she works it out. So I guess chalky balls are the thing for 2009! Hey…I’m wit it!! More chalk for the bulk! Hey…life is all about new experiences.

Also, she don’t like dudes that are insecure Bitches….ME NEITHER HONEY!!! Don’t try to tear a bitch down emotionally and mentally because YOU can’t handle that she is the shit. That’s what drew you to her ass in the first place! Get with it or get lost. Melyssa is a smart chic…majored in Forensic Psychology and everything.

Don’t get it twisted dudes…just because a girl is a video girl, actress, etc…that doesn’t mean she’s stupid.

And did yaull know she has NEVER kissed a guy in a video? I bet you didn’t realize THAT did you? She said she don’t know yo ass!!! Why she gotta kiss you?! Lol LOVE HER!!!!

Now does Melyssa Ford like sex. YESSS!!!! And baby girl has learned some thangs since her first time that she did NOT LIKE BY THE WAY!!!( Although if you are going for her booty hole you might wanna back off…she ain’t with it) So if you are the first and you are reading this..just know…YOU DID NOT PUT IT DOWN BABY BOY!! She said the shit was NOT the business and it felt terrible going in and out…in and out…Nope you were shit buddy..lol.

So stop bragging - we all know you are probably doing. OH! And she promises she will leave this world without EVER having taking it in the ass..no fingers, no dicks, no nothing. Leave her ass alone!!! Literally. Lol !!! She said her pussy and head are good enough on their own.

Big dicks? Give her a 9 ½ and you are perfect. Anything bigger and she is NOT fucking with you. Lol I feel that shit though. Nobody is trying to stretch their shit out and have shit falling out from there stomach and what not. Fuck THAT!

Now as for you chics that are out there NOT having orgasms!! Homegirl has perfected the art of coming EVERYTIME..but she don’t have nothing to tell yaull. Lol. She just wishes you the best. Lol. She is selfish as shit ain’t she?! Hahahaha!!!!

Oh and for all yaull nuccas out there screaming “Bitches are gold diggers!!!” this snitch is “FIERCELY independent.” She’s not gonna turn away a gift, but …”she got her own….she got her owwwnnnn…yea she got her ownnnn…she got her OWWWNNNNNNN.” That’s my shit…
Now, on to some DEBUNKING OF RUMORS!!!

SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ILL FEELINGS ABOUT, TOWARD, OR WITH KARRINNE STEVENS!! THEY ARE NOT THE SAME CHIC…BUT SHE UNDERSTANDS HER. And there it is…rumor COMPLETELY debunked!

Now, bare with me yaull because this is fucked me up. I asked her where was the wildest place she had sex. And THIS snitch said….

…a fucking cemetery…in the rain.

All I gotta say is..damn. Oh lord! …Michael Meyers ain’t killing my ass while I'm fucking in a damn cemetery. Okay girl…you kinda threw me for a loop with that one, but hey…if you like it I love it. (Not really. Lol)

Ultimate one night stand wish …..
…drum roll please….

BARACK OBAMA!!!!

This snitch has really really high hopes. Lol -Melyssa I know you are TOOOO classy to actually try that shit, but just know Michelle will whip your ass!!! Lol... But its true…Every girl wants to fuck Barack. Well I guess.

Question of the day“
“Does Barack baby powder his balls…?”

Hmmm…I guess we’ll always wonder.

Dr. Boogie is woe' out Snitches... that Melyssa Ford is tooooo much!

Do the do y'all !

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Goldie Snitches About the Flava of Her Love !

I had Goldie from Season One "Flavor of Love" in the chair, and yes she Snitched .. here's the Chair Chat for ya':

Goldie talked about doing movies and producers being jiggety jiggety…what the hell is that, Goldie??

Look, don’t be bringing that country ass slang up on my interview, girl. She made it on the cover of the box of her DVD, though. Although she isn’t making any money off of it…ummm…okay. We are too old for that shit Goldie…get your money girl…forget the fame! But still go see her work! It should be on the shelves at Blockbuster in 2 months.

So anyway, we talked about the Flavor of Love being her first time on TV. She said she found it on Craigslist and was like HELLLL NO! I ain’t doing that shit…BUT like most of the shit we say we ain’t gonna do…she did it. LMAO!

She went with her homegirl, just to go and ended up getting chosen OVER her. Sorry homegirl!! Apparently the snitch went to the audition and said “hell no!”… she couldn’t see herself falling in love with Flav. LOL! I bet she just KNEW she was gonna get the part. I feel you tho girlfriend, because I would have said the same damn thing. Ughh…makes my teeth chatter. Hahahaha.

Now…my big question was how was it kissing Flavor Flav in the mouth?
…Wait yaull…I just threw up in my mouth a little….
Okay… lets try this again…”How was it kissing Flava Flav in the mouth?” She said it was aight, and New York was pissed the FUCK OFF…That nigga must have the kiss of gold (well, actually he does) because those snitches were going crazy over his ass. Mmm mmm mmm. No thanks.

But anyway, in her country ass Speedy Gonzales voice…SLOW DOWN GIRL…she continued to explain how it’s the personality that you get to see when you spend QT with him that gets all those girls open. Hmmm…I think I’ll stay away from him before my ass ends up falling in love.
Sike...never happen!!!

Anyway, as we talked of course I had to find out which one of the broads in the house was the true snitch that got on her nerves. Her reply…ALLLLLLLL those season two bitches!! Not individually, but when those snitches got together they were a hot mess!

Now of course you know we also wanna know who had sex with Flav!!! She wasn’t trying to tell but she did point out that Bootz was a virgin, and that’s what she told Flav so she didn’t have to sex him. I would have said the same shit girl. No hate here. But wait!!! The snitch is pregnant!! Yes Miss Bootz the fake ass virgin herself!!! The snitch must be about 24 months pregnant because she’s been fat for years. LOL! Get your labor induced boo boo…you’re overdue.

Ummm…if his dumbass believed THAT shit about Bootz being a virgin…he just might have believed that all those girls were there because they really, really, really had love for Flava Flav. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha…

However! Homegirl Goldie put it out there…New York really did fuck FLAV!!!

But she did it in the closet! (that was the only place with no cameras) And get this…not even to win. The snitch did it straight out of horniness! EEWWW!!!

Oh YEAH!! She told us about her funny fling. Goldie girl we didn’t know you were a freak!!! But wait…you sexed a dude with no arms? I’m going to let yaull just use your imagination with that one. Lmao I don’t think I even need to explain. Actually let me do just that. She said this nikka got OUT of his chair himself…crawled over to her on elbows and WENT TO TOWN!! WHAT the FUCK?! Goldie, times ain’t that hard girl…I’m going to find you a dude with at least two arms.

Don’t even sweat it…lol. One thing for sure…Dr. Boogie will FIND your ass a nikka!! Hahaha. She did say she wouldn’t’ mind fucking Lil Wayne tho. I think this snitch has an affinity for trolls. So, LADIES!!!...If you are fucking with a little ass black dude with nappy ass hair… that talks like he’s half retarded…keep his ass away from Goldie!

Whew…enough of that. But anyway, she went on and on about how she’s gonna keep hope alive, and keep the grind gully and whatever other positive cliché that black people use, that you can think of. She’s a cool girl…real nice. I want her to slow her talk down about 30 wpm tho…that makes it hard to focus on what I’m trying to ask!

SNITCH I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!

Aight Goldie…step your game up baby, and get on some more shows. You can do it! Love you!!

Good luck…and on to the next.

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Dr. Boogie… told y'all I was gonna bring it Snitches !

Get ready for mo ...

Stay beautiful!

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Hello Snitches !

Oh hello snitches! Dr. Boogie is in the house and Claudia Jordan is in my chair this evening as I write this first blog. I'm so excited.

So why blog? Well isn't everybody these days?!? And I have soooo much to tell and there is so much you really want to know! And my PR mama (that would be Mz. Makeda at http://www.jazzmynepr.com/ y'all) said "Blog chile." So we doin' the damn thang!

What will you read here? Well you know when you sit in the shop in the chair, be it barber or beauty shop, the tongues start to wag. So you will get tea here that is not served any where else. Trust!

And then of course I'm going to occasionally play 'hair police' and report on "Who Needs Dr. Boogie." Because we all know that there are some folks wearing hairstyles out there that make us want to holla - "Oh No!"

And of course, since all the most fabulous of folks sit in my chair, you will get the pictures here first ... (maybe not the 'before' but definitely the 'after' pics.) And of course there will be the occasional interview you won't read anywhere else - until the other bloggers pick it up from here of course ... cuz you know they will be checking.... Snitches!

So, let the games begins. Claudia Jordan is here in the chair and her episode just aired on "The Celebrity Apprentice" ... she was project manager! I'm prepping her for the red carpet with one of my fabulous Dr. Boogie Clip and Go Kits ( get yours now snitches at http://www.boogiesecrets.com/ ). ( Did you really think her hair was that long???) Ms. Jordan rocks the house ... think "Foxhole with Jamie Foxx," "Deal or No Deal," "Price is Right, and "Celebrity Apprentice" of course.

See my quickie with her below....

Dr. Boogie: So, Claudia, on the "Celebrity Apprentice" with The Donald, what really happened with you and Melissa Rivers. Because I'm just sayin' - look like girlfriend stole yo' shit ... just took your idea and ran it. How come you didn't let her have it? Please snitch."

Claudia Jordan: "It's so typical and predictable that the Black girl is gonna snap. That's just to be expected, so I chose to exercise restraint. At the end of the day, I knew the cameras would show the truth and Melissa would look like the fool that she was! Sometimes less is more .... a tip she could also use next time she goes in for plastic surgery."

Dr. Boogie: Plastic surgery?!?!?! Oh my! So you went home on the show right? Any last words for our snitches - cuz they will run and tell it."

Claudia Jordan: I came in the show not being a snake and I left the show not being a snake. I'm proud of how I presented on the show and my main goal was to be a positive black female role model. And judging by the responses I'm receiving - mission accomplished."

Dr. Boogie: I know you are running out my door, but tell my readers why you love me?

Claudia Jordan: I love the way Dr. Boogie massages my head.

Dr. Boogie: Are you implying I give good head Claudia!

Claudia Jordan: Oh Dr. Boogie. Ok, what else do I love about you.. I can tell you all my business and not worry about you sharing it with your snitches!

Dr. Boogie: Of course, Claudia ! ( Sike! ) We love you Claudia - thanks for being my first!

Now - run it tell and check back with me later snitches!

And remember, when you look good you feel great!

Stay Beautiful,

Dr. Boogie

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