So guess who's in the chair today snitches??? Well I did something special for you today... I took Ms. Fox to lunch ( don't be jealous ! ) ... and we also visited a few fabulous designers I wanted her to check out.
Vivica is really beautiful ( yes, yes y'all ) but I know there are some haters out there when it comes to my girl ( Hate is so the new Love ) ... And y'all haterade bloggers just need to quit it ! ( Just mad cuz y'all fat with no man or mad your man wants my fabulous Ms. V! )
Well we dined on some very healthy wholesome food, cause Vivica don't play when it comes to fine dining and then we chatted:
So today's snitch session is a special one. My girl is one of the realest chics you can know...and she told it all. But before we get into that, I had to hit sister girl up with my TOP 5 Questions - my IceBreakers - OK? - so here we go!
What is your biggest turnoff about an ex that you had?
Apparently ungratefulness is her pet peeve. Vivica divulged that she was with a guy that was very ungrateful to be blessed to be in a relationship with her! I guess his ass should have been .. she is Ms. Vivica A. Fox. And you know I had to pry snitches .... So I asked was he in the entertainment business and she said no, and here's the quote snitches, "No we ain't talking about 50 Cent either!" So kill the rumors before you even start snitches with that he said she said shit!
But anyway, moving on ... my next question made her jump out her chair, "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" She said, "Ooooo my goodness Boogie!" She shared that she was 18 when she first had sex. Vivica, honey, you are a little sassy thang so if it didn't come out your mouth, I woulda said yeah right girl and figured she was actually about 16 and a half! LOL .. but it came straight from the Diva's own lips... wait ... can I add, her UNINJECTED lips .. be we'll get to that later snitches.
Back to Vivica giving up the goodies...the sexxy foxxy ghetto barbie kept the goods coming with no shame:
I asked where's the wildest place she ever had sex??? Vivica gasped! "In a closet" she answered! And yes I asked where and with who - but she told me none of my business!!!
Guess I should have asked how big was the ..........closet ! So since we were talking about closets and all, I asked her to name her one ultimate fantasy. Answer: A hot one night stand with one, just one, hottie! Is that an old hottie, young hottie, married hottie ??? "We don't do married men Boogie!" Agreed! ( But it is just a fantasy! Damn - Melyssa answered Barack Obama to the same question ! And we knows Michelle ain't going for that!)
But Ms. Fox has standards - even in Fantasy Land! ( Unlike some of y'all heifers out there - but I'm just sayin... cuz quiet as its kept - my fantasy is definitely married!)
Now in true Diva fashion she also put us down with some of her tips for surviving this so-called recession when I ASKED HER WHAT WAS 3 THINGS SHE DID TO SAVE MONEY.
1) First off she has learned to plan better and book travel further in advance. (Plan ahead Snitches!!! )
2) Babydoll has become self sufficient and learned how to touch up her own hair and makeup if and when needed (but don't you try that at home .. I've seen some of y'all's work! ) LOL
3) Ms. Vivica rocks synthetic wigs....( go right now snitches to http://www.boogiesecrets.com/ - don't play! My Dr. Boogie's fall is no joke!)
I'm gonna give Viv a quick plug before we get into the snitching that I know y'all been itching for.
"Cougar" on TVLand Prime. Wednesday nights at 10pm. Cougar on TVLand Prime...Wednesday nights at 10pm. Cougar on TVLand Prime....Wednesday nights at 10pm.
So I said it 3 times...that means you know to have your ass in the designated place at the designated time to watch these Cougar Divas regulate these boy's ASSES! WOO! The show is hot ...not to mention Viv is looking flawless...AS USUAL. Take notes from a real Diva y'all...OO AND LOOK TV DONT RETOUCH SO ENJOYTHE BEAUTY.
Now, speaking of Cougars...Viv broke it down for us, because some of y'all snitches out there have the whole thing all confused and effed up. So, In HER own words..."I am a Cougar......I am in my 40's...I've always dated younger guys...I was MARRIED to a younger guy so yes I am a PROUD member of the Cougar Club." Way to keep it real babe! I hate girls that swear they turning 30 for like 15 years in a row. WTF?
Now my girl wants y'all 'lil boys that are looking for someone to pay your bills to know...don't try to tame a Cougar. Cougars got more game than you can fathom and she does NOT pay bills or go out and buy you shoes or put rims on your car ..... What you need is a Sugar Momma.
Recognize and respect the difference.
You'll mess around with one of these Cougars and get you and your sugar momma's bank account depleted. LMAO! Come on point or don't come at all...she's sexy...she's in her 40's...she's successful...and she'sready to mingle...or maybe just tap that tail for you one or two good times. LOL And just because you are younger than her it does not mean you are qualified. You need to be able to see her eye to eye with your success AND have a little plastic to go with it. American Express that is...preferrably the black kind...but platinum will suffice.
Okay Okay so I know you are like...come on Dr. B.. bring the real. We wanna hear about the damn plastic surgery. Why in the hell did Vivica do all that shit to herself, and why did she get her nose done, and why is she all botoxed out and why did she get her breasts done...why why why????
Shut the hell up please...
I'm gonna quote my girl just so there is no misunderstanding. I'm even gonna make it real simple for you slow snitches out there...so y'all understand what I'm about to tell you.
Why did she do all that shit to herself?
SHE DIDN'T ya damn haters!!!!! Why y'all be makng up and assuming shit? A chic looks a little different and all of a sudden she had plastic surgery. My girl kept it real and told me exactly what she's had done.
So take out your note pads...get on Myspace and Twitter and Facebook...call your momma...call your cousin Brenda and her baby's daddy Man Man...and spread the word.
Now, she did admit to having her bags removed from under her eyes before. She ADMITTED to that. She also had lip injections ONCE ( as in ONE TIME) ...yes like Jessica Simpsion did and she didn't like it. Now before you braniacs start yapping...lip injections are temporary...so that effect is long gone. I mean years and years gone. ( So she tried is once - don't front snitches .. if you had her pocket book - you might to! )
She said .., and I quote "someone said I had a face lift...I got a nose job...cheek implants ...No..No...NO ! Yo, if I had all that plastic surgery done I wouldn't be able to come outside for like 7 months...I'd be so scarred and so distorted looking... I ain't had no plastic surgery in over 3-4 years AT LEAST...none."
Side note: I wish y'all could have heard the sincerity in her voice when she said that last quote.But she continued...her Cherokee lineage is partly responsible for the cheekbones and "Recently I got a new makeup artist, Darian Maylock, who can paint my face for the GODS, and I'm now working with you Dr. Boogie for my hair. And when you use different folks, the illusion changes and you get a different look!"
That's true y'all ...when you totally change and start working with a new make up artist, and hair stylist, etc...after working with the same people for YEARS...it makes a difference in your look. Duh....and yes - the Doctor has spoken... run and tell that snitches!
And when we chatted let me tell you that babydoll's skin was FLAWLESS and without makeup. I took a real close close look for real and I looked her face to face. I didn't see any injections, cuts, etc. I even asked her to frown!
Y'all need to stop fucking with Vivica. She is good. I only found a freckle and a mole. lol. She wore only lipgloss and her face was glowing. She never ever ever had botox and didn't even have on any foundation. Let my girl just be beautiful please!
But if you need proof...see her face to face and piss her off...you will definitely see the wrinkles in her forehead when she mean mugs your ass....(that is unless your eye ain't done already got shut for you. lol) and THAT will Debunk at least the botox rumor. I asked Viv did she do botox and she said Boogie no I am scard of it.
But she keep it real and said she would get what she needed if she felt it would make her feel good.
I love Vivica, and it means a lot when people talk freely and honestly about their shit...because WE WANNA KNOW!!! So there you go snitches and snitchettes...Vivica is NOT in the plastic club like most of Hollywood...she's in the COUGAR Club...lol. And the chic is a PROUD member....lol Did I say PROUUUDDD?! OH!! But Wait!! We went back to the fantasy fucks, and she finally decided...Dwight Howard and LeBron James.
Didn't we ask her for one? How are you gonna have trouble deciding on one then come back around and have TWO!!! lol She said seperately of course...we guess two at one time would be just too much for her. lol
LOVE this woman!! Way to keep it real. And for all you lame ass rumor mongers...THIS IS HER ULTIMATE FANTASY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! FANTASY...MEANING NOT REAL...MEANING IF BUT PROBABLY NOT. LOL
GOT IT???Oh..she came with one more...Derrick Rose from the Chicago Bulls. She likes them pretty pink lips.
Alright Vivica...you have had enough fantasy for one day. Save some for everybody else!
Thanks for chatting with me love...I promise I won't repeat anything you said......except the lil tiny bitty stuff above.
Go check out her show y'all and give my girl some love. She's definitely doing her thing and doing it all in Stilettos in TRUE Diva fashion...
Go girl...
And guess - I got more for ya' ... Dr. Boogie talks to a real docter next - don't mess with me .... Snitches !
dammm....... thats right dr. she LOOKS DAMM GOOD ........
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