Kym Whitley aaaaaaannnnnnd Toccara - Oh My !

So this one is a little different snitches. Me and the girls Kym Whitely and Toccara planned to go see the play "Ain't Misbehavin'", but they were doing just that!

Kim got to my place first, although she was late as hell. She looked good tho...hair was cute well wig was cool tetted to the side a lil but what the hell ...just in need of some good makeup "mud and cement" lololo .... just kidding but she is the mad picker ...but just a lil help from the Doctor needed of course and I oblidged.

Anyway, we had to rush because Toccara was on her way. So while I had her in my chair I had to hit her with Boogie's Top 5 questiions. She was not ready because she wanted to share something deep with me. But I was not listening when I should have been cuz she wanted to talk about something deep.

So we will sit down with her on this Snitches cuz what happend to her was not cool. I asked her if she would share her bad experience with the world. She said yes so you will see that on Chair Chat it does get deep Snitches... Wow !

Any hooooo first I wanted to know what was something that totally turned her off about an ex. My husband said - yes I call her my husband cuz she always wanna be the man ....so I made her a jacket that says Mr. !

So she said she had an ex who's breath smelled like OLD ASS....in his stomach. DAYUM!! That made me want to run and throw a Halls in my mouth. Yuck. yoyoyoyoyoyyo IF you usedto date Kim Whitley...I need you to go take a quick breath check. Just in case...because it just may be you. lmao!

Assbreath...hahahah. She even added it in that she had someone do her makeup before who's breath smelled like coochie. What the hell is up with all these body area smelling breath people?Peewww. Anyway, I also found out that her ass had a shoot and did NOT call the doctor to do her hair and makeup. Mmmhmm. Shady ass . lol! But she knows I love her. And I knows she don't like to pay!!

She then complained about makeup jobs costing 350.00 lol I told her ass HELL YEAH!! That's the market price for a good makeup job now honey. Rich chicks are some cheap chicks! lol Complaining about that being the cost of an airline ticket . Chick pleez please...to where? In this damn economy you can't get down the street for 350 damn dollars. She so cheap and got all the money in shoe boxess yallllll.

Now, on with the questions...I had to ask her how old she was when she lost her virginity? After trying to lie and say she never did...Yeah right chick....she finally answered and told us she was 20, while she was in college. Okay, that's not bad. I was waiting for her to say 12 or 13. As hot in the ass as she is. lol And speakin of humpen ' she said her fantasy freak would be Eric Benet, who she made sure to remind me was NOT currently married to Halle Berry. And honey I don't think Halle is TRIPPIN AT ALL FACT I NO SHE AIN'T ... Damn, Kim! You got something going on that I don't know? You got to watch her ass. lol

Now, when we asked 3 things she did to save money in today's economy, she responded that she waters her lawn less per week... goood one and grooms her dog herself .... niceee . But she also said that she made everyone in the house take a shower together. Hummm...yeah, I don't know if I'm that concerned with the economy just yet. lol Glad I don't live in her house. lol

So my girl Toccara finally arrives, and these chicks wanted to have the big titty conversation as always ! Why do all big titty chicks wanna talk about who's boobs is bigger?? Girrrllll yo titties is big as SHIT! says big titty chick #1 kim."No girl YO titties is big as SHIT," says big titty chick #2. Toccara.

And so on...and so on. Also there was some chat about some one liking girls and some one being in love with a girl ....hmmm.....and thay opened up about how that felt..... hmmmmmm! We keep it real and you get the goods on Chair Chat!

Now once Toccara got in my chair she snitched that she lost her virginity at age 16 to some old ass man who probably had worms. Eeeewwww Toccara!!! Your hot ass...lol. And she still looking at bus drivers...

BITCHASSNESS was the biggest turnoff about a particular ex that she dated. She ain't with a man not knowing how to be chivalrous. OPEN HER DAMN DOOR NICCA! Damn, even I know that shit. lol And that's probably why she made sure to let me know she is SINGLE, hot and looking for a reallll man .....Yes... single fellas.

But if you are gonna come at her...come correct! I think she a size queen... but hmm...Miss Toccara was acting real hollywood when it came to "lights camera action.." Usually, you can't shut the girl up...but tonight she was real shy and on reserve for sure! Makes me wonder...hmmm...

lol ...Aand then I see her at a basket ball game on the beach tramping and I got it on tape ...no bra and eatin' a cheese burger ....she know damn well her boobies to big to be out with no bra - but they were sittin' kinda nice .... damm .. I digress... lol! look at this ...

What was up with that girl?? I think I know, but you know I ain't gonna snitch that..lol. So we finally saw "Ain't misbehavin," and the people were talented...it was definitely something to sleep on...literally... I think somebody really did go to sleep. lol

! It might have been my ass. BUT we had a blast that night, y'all! Hope you enjoyed it too.

Oh yeah...and if you hear Kym Whitley use "snitches" instead of "bitches"...you know where she got it from. lol Smootches.

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