Monday, April 27, 2009

The Dr. Talks to a Real Doctor about Plastic Surgery, Botox and thangs ..












OK SNITCHES YOU KNOW ME ...I had to hit up a real doctor, Dr. Susan Evans http://www.cosmeticphysiciansofbeverlyhills.com/ .. cuz me talking to Vivica is just not enough for some snitches - damn y'all !

I HAD SOME QUESTIONS FOR HER …I ALSO WANT HER TO DO MY BOTOX .. ( yes, I'm getting me some botox y'all - I don't know about Vivica, but I can't wait ! )


Here's my Q&A with the Doc:



What does a microdermabrasion do to the face?


Microdermabrasions, done properly, make the skin have an extra glow and shine. They generate epidermal cell structure, increasing skin elastisticity. It manually removes the top potion of the skin by vacuuming crystals, across the skin. This light exfoliation helps reveal a new layer of skin and because it’s more controlled does not have the same potential side effects that chemical peels do. Microdermabrasions should not to be confused with dermabrsions that are major procedures, require anesthesia and has two weeks of down time. Microdermabrasions work in many areas of the body and on all skin types. It is not plastic or cosmetic surgery. Many celebrities in our practice use microdermabrasions to rid an area of wrinkles, fine lines, brown spots, melasma, blemishes, acne scars, and even enlarged pores. Microderms are a 20 to 30 minute procedure. Their painless and no redness occur. You can almost immediately see the difference.

2. If Vivica Fox had Botox, would her forehead and face be able to move like it does naturally?



It depends on how much Botox is used. In our practice I often use smaller amounts on celebrity actors that need to make expressions for roles.


3. Having your bags removed... is that plastic surgery or is it cosmetic surgery?


There are several ways to address bags under eyes, the newer trend and what we use, in our busy Beverly Hills Practice are fillers. There is no down time and the under eye area can look rejuvenated. For more severe cases our board certified Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Brian Evans of Dr. 90210, can do an upper and lower eye lift. Even with surgery we work with the skin also to make sure the results are the best.

4. From what you know by looking at Vivica Fox, from this recent TV Land red carpet appearance, does it look like she's had plastic surgery? And if so, how excessive?


Vivica Fox looks fantastic! She does not appear to be letting her age slow her down. She admits to having breast augmentation and they look natural. Her breasts are a normal size, with full, midline, cleavage, as well as great positioning. Dr. Brian Evans, our board certified plastic surgeon, takes time to make breast implants look natural, and goes under the muscle whenever possible so implants are not seen. Vivica’s face is beautiful. In my busy dermatology practice, it’s clear that, women in there forties do not want to look their age. They do not want face lift surgery but natural enhancements and smoothing of wrinkles, sagging and pigment problems. Everyone should be on a good skin program that includes a sunscreen, antioxidant, exfoliate and vitamin A. Vivica’s body looks terrific. She obviously works out and keeps her body and skin together. Vivica Fox is still looking like she did in her twenties and therefore is the perfect host for the cougar!

5. Would you say out of all the Hollywood celebs you see that have had plastic surgery, does Vivica Fox make your top five for work done?

Vivica Fox has publically admitted to having breast implants and she is one of the top five for work done. I applaud her for coming out and sharing her surgical experience with others. It helps the public to know what she’s been through and hopefully they understand how much work goes into being the beautiful Vivica Fox. It’s not easy! Others that come to mind are listed below:

2. Ashley Tisdale, a young Disney star, who recently had a rhinoplasty.


3. Ashley Simpson, a singer and now actor, also had a rhinoplasty.

4. Actress Tara Reid, who has undergone surgeries and its complications, has had a breast augmentation and liposuction.

5. Vanessa Williams, R&B and pop singer as well as actress, has openly admitted to getting Botox injections


6. Sharon Osbornehas admitted to having many procedures after having gastric bypass. She has had Liposuction, tummy tuck, breast Aug, and a face lift.

7. Shar Jackson, Kevin Federline's ex-wife, underwent a mommy make over and received a tummy tuck and a breast lift after having her children.


8. Michael Jackson, great entertainer had Rhinoplasty and unfortunate complications afterwards.


9. Queen Latifah: TV movie star underwent, Breast reduction


10. Kelly Rolland., former Destiny child, Underwent breast augmentation and was brave to share it with the world.


11. Lil Kim: Rapper admits to breast implants, and she’s looking fabulous on dancing with the stars.








YOU TO CAN LOOK AS GOOD AS VIVICA FOXX …… AND SOON ME DR BOOGIE ….. I AM GETTING A LIL BOTOX MY SELF ON THIS WRINKE IN THE BRIDGE OF MY NOSE …SEE YOU AT THE DOCTOR - SNITCHES






Dr. Boogie






B.Scott's SEXcapades





So I FINALLY got a chance to catch up with the infamous B SCOTT. Check out some of the interview!THE BLOGGER IS ABOUT TO DO MY BLOG!
Boogie: Okay, so I got Top questions...
B.Scott: Bring it!
Boogie: ?How old was B Scott when he lost his virginity?
B.Scott: oh......hahahahaa
Boogie: We always get 'em don't we? lol
B.Scott: WHOA! lol okay when I lost my virginity, I lost it when I was 18, actually.
Boogie: Really? That was the same age Vivica was when she lost hers!
B.Scott: Yeah, and I lost it to a WOMAN.
Boogie:O REALLY? You had sex with a woman first??
B.Scott: DEFINETLY! there's nothing wrong with a lil VA -J -J.
Boogie: She was your girlfriend?
B.Scott: Ahhh....No she wasn't my girlfriend.
Boogie: You was random? Hooking up?
B.Scott: Yes, random hook-up.
Boogie: You was SMASHIN' pussy around the town B.SCOTT?!? WHO woulda knew B.SCOTT running around smashin'!!
B.Scott: Yeah I did a lil sumthin to the Va-j-j and thangs... people think that because I am such a SUPER GAY, they don't think that I have any history with women. That's not true!
Boogie: Do you still do that now?
B.Scott: uhhh...NOT SO MUCH..lol once you know better, YOU DO BETTER. I'm not saying that having sex with a woman is bad, I'm just sayin', it's not for me and MY house.
Boogie: Name one place that you had sex, that was really, REALLY wild.
B.Scott: really REALLY wild? ohhh...I had sex before in an elevator.lol
Boogie: Was it moving?
B.Scott: Yeah it was moving! We didnt mesh the emergency button or anything. Actually one time it did open up , and people were standing there, and they kind of just let it go.um hmm...it was kinda HOTT
Boogie: Were you in the middle of a position?
B.Scott: UHhh..middle of a POSITION?.... I think he was in the middle of a position..hahaha
Boogie: O WOOOWWW!!
B.Scott: Don't let my bitch ass FOOL YOU...
Boogie: Have you always been gay?
B.Scott: I have always been gay. Have I always accepted it? No.
Boogie: So what age did you realized that ?
B.Scott: Somphmore year in college. I was dating a girl at the time, and we were friends.It wasn't working. We decided to be friends again, and she introduced me to a friend of hers that she was considering dating to show me that she was over me. One thing lead to another, she went to the bathroom, and he jumped on me and kissed me... thats how it all started.
Boogie:So that was your first time...Was he cute?
B.Scott: He was very cute...um hum, he was in a fraternity and everything. very popular. I don't mess with riff raff, EVEN when I was coming out!
Boogie : How do you feel about a couple of people that do what you do? One being Wendy Williams..
B.Scott: Wendy,Wendy , Wendy,...actually I support wendy, I met het once but she wasnt SO nice to me.I love her but this is the bottom line..even tho I am a man, I look more of a woman then SHE does.
Boogie:You know we love you Wendy, and uhhh.. you know that's not a good look. Okay Perez Hilton?
B.Scott:umm....I don't know her...lol..i do know him, i know him very well. there is no need to compare us because we are VERY different. I don't really have much to say about that.
Boogie: Does he support you?
B.Scott: umm..He did. He put me on his webite saying that I am the most fabolous you tube star ever.Then he realized that I had my own website, and he quickly took the post down.
Boogie: Hate is the new LOVE and it will be back!! Have you ever had ANY plastic surgery?
B.Scott: No, I'll leave that to Vivica...
Boogie: So my last question is what is the Bow Wow? What happened with Bow Wow?
B.Scott:Basically Bow Wow, was saying in a live chat that he walked into a barbershop, and realized the barber was gay, and decided that he didn't want the barber to touch the top of his head. And I'm offened by that cause bow wow should know better. He has been in the industry long enough to know that he shouldnt say something like that, and he has been around gays his whole life. So evidently there's something else going on, umm that people SHOULD be noticing...IE..if you really comfortable in your sexuality, you have nothing to hide, you don't have alot to say abou the gays. So that's how I feel about it....
Boogie:wow... It was great having you on the Boogiesecrets blog. Did you get all of that SNITCHES?
B.Scott: double kisses! *Mu`ah* *Mu`ah* BYE BYE!s
We definetly ALWAYS get them!!!



Tuesday, April 7, 2009

It's Melyssa Ford - Snitches !








Boogie’s Blog – Melyssa Ford:

So me and my girl Melyssa Ford, who I must say is absolutely stunning ALL THEEE TIME, sat down to have a heart to heart. I’m sure you all have heard that there is SOME CLOWN out there hacking into celebrity gmail accounts and emailing other celebrities as tho they are the person they hacked.

Yeah I know…get a fucking life, right? Who wants to sit and email strangers all day who don’t even know who you are? Some people just don’t have anything better to do. I will say tho, I’m a little offended. WHY THE FUCK HASN’T THIS ANYONE HACKED MY SHIT!!??? I’M INTERESTING!!! Shit..lol ...

So anyway, apparently she was hacked by this clown …suspectedly the same clown that hacked a certain multiple threat artist in the game. So the fucked up part about it is that the clown ass hacker sent out private…riskey… pictures that were saved in my girl’s account.

Now, ain’t that fucked up? A snitch can’t have SHIT to herself. Now, my girl was minding her own damn business and taking some sexy shots of herself, and some muthafucka is SOOOOOOOOO pressed that he has to sneak in her email account and expose her ass to other people on her email list. He coulda at least just kept the shit for himself and rubbed one off now and then in secret. Dag…why tell the whole damn world?

Asshole.

Now, of course babygirl is pissed about it and I thought I was gonna have to taze her ass a few times. A snitch was ready to go OFF!!!!! Lol - Take a breather boo. Forget bout them… we all love you!

Anyway, when I asked her if she was ashamed of the pictures of course she said no. I know that’s right ..be proud of your shit! But wait…why did her ass say she’s taken a few black and white sexy pics and a few with a little crack showing, which she calls BUTT CLEAVAGE.
BUUT CLEAVAGE???? Lol This snitch is creative. Lol hahahahaha.


Now, I asked if she was sure she was hacked and didn’t do that shit herself. (Yaull know how we do…lol ...do some shit and wanna take it back. Lol)

And she said no…and you know what..I believe her. But that other chic that resides in my head is like “yeah right snitch…lol you sent that shit…lol.”

Anyway…to not give the hacker too much attention…we moved on to a better topic. TURN OFFS!! True to form, Melyssa said “nastiness”. Now, by nastiness she didn’t mean freaky …stick his finger in your ass…type shit. She meant dudes that don’t baby powder their balls!

Baby Powdered balls…I think I like that! She said that it isn’t hard to get around the shit…she works it out. So I guess chalky balls are the thing for 2009! Hey…I’m wit it!! More chalk for the bulk! Hey…life is all about new experiences.

Also, she don’t like dudes that are insecure Bitches….ME NEITHER HONEY!!! Don’t try to tear a bitch down emotionally and mentally because YOU can’t handle that she is the shit. That’s what drew you to her ass in the first place! Get with it or get lost. Melyssa is a smart chic…majored in Forensic Psychology and everything.

Don’t get it twisted dudes…just because a girl is a video girl, actress, etc…that doesn’t mean she’s stupid.

And did yaull know she has NEVER kissed a guy in a video? I bet you didn’t realize THAT did you? She said she don’t know yo ass!!! Why she gotta kiss you?! Lol LOVE HER!!!!

Now does Melyssa Ford like sex. YESSS!!!! And baby girl has learned some thangs since her first time that she did NOT LIKE BY THE WAY!!!( Although if you are going for her booty hole you might wanna back off…she ain’t with it) So if you are the first and you are reading this..just know…YOU DID NOT PUT IT DOWN BABY BOY!! She said the shit was NOT the business and it felt terrible going in and out…in and out…Nope you were shit buddy..lol.

So stop bragging - we all know you are probably doing. OH! And she promises she will leave this world without EVER having taking it in the ass..no fingers, no dicks, no nothing. Leave her ass alone!!! Literally. Lol !!! She said her pussy and head are good enough on their own.

Big dicks? Give her a 9 ½ and you are perfect. Anything bigger and she is NOT fucking with you. Lol I feel that shit though. Nobody is trying to stretch their shit out and have shit falling out from there stomach and what not. Fuck THAT!

Now as for you chics that are out there NOT having orgasms!! Homegirl has perfected the art of coming EVERYTIME..but she don’t have nothing to tell yaull. Lol. She just wishes you the best. Lol. She is selfish as shit ain’t she?! Hahahaha!!!!

Oh and for all yaull nuccas out there screaming “Bitches are gold diggers!!!” this snitch is “FIERCELY independent.” She’s not gonna turn away a gift, but …”she got her own….she got her owwwnnnn…yea she got her ownnnn…she got her OWWWNNNNNNN.” That’s my shit…
Now, on to some DEBUNKING OF RUMORS!!!

SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ILL FEELINGS ABOUT, TOWARD, OR WITH KARRINNE STEVENS!! THEY ARE NOT THE SAME CHIC…BUT SHE UNDERSTANDS HER. And there it is…rumor COMPLETELY debunked!

Now, bare with me yaull because this is fucked me up. I asked her where was the wildest place she had sex. And THIS snitch said….

…a fucking cemetery…in the rain.

All I gotta say is..damn. Oh lord! …Michael Meyers ain’t killing my ass while I'm fucking in a damn cemetery. Okay girl…you kinda threw me for a loop with that one, but hey…if you like it I love it. (Not really. Lol)

Ultimate one night stand wish …..
…drum roll please….

BARACK OBAMA!!!!

This snitch has really really high hopes. Lol -Melyssa I know you are TOOOO classy to actually try that shit, but just know Michelle will whip your ass!!! Lol... But its true…Every girl wants to fuck Barack. Well I guess.

Question of the day“
“Does Barack baby powder his balls…?”

Hmmm…I guess we’ll always wonder.

Dr. Boogie is woe' out Snitches... that Melyssa Ford is tooooo much!


Goldie Snitches About the Flava of Her Love !







I had Goldie from Season One "Flavor of Love" in the chair, and yes she Snitched .. here's the Chair Chat for ya':



Goldie talked about doing movies and producers being jiggety jiggety…what the hell is that, Goldie??



Look, don’t be bringing that country ass slang up on my interview, girl. She made it on the cover of the box of her DVD, though. Although she isn’t making any money off of it…ummm…okay. We are too old for that shit Goldie…get your money girl…forget the fame! But still go see her work! It should be on the shelves at Blockbuster in 2 months.



So anyway, we talked about the Flavor of Love being her first time on TV. She said she found it on Craigslist and was like HELLLL NO! I ain’t doing that shit…BUT like most of the shit we say we ain’t gonna do…she did it. LMAO!





She went with her homegirl, just to go and ended up getting chosen OVER her. Sorry homegirl!! Apparently the snitch went to the audition and said “hell no!”… she couldn’t see herself falling in love with Flav. LOL! I bet she just KNEW she was gonna get the part. I feel you tho girlfriend, because I would have said the same damn thing. Ughh…makes my teeth chatter. Hahahaha.





Now…my big question was how was it kissing Flavor Flav in the mouth?
…Wait yaull…I just threw up in my mouth a little….
Okay… lets try this again…”How was it kissing Flava Flav in the mouth?” She said it was aight, and New York was pissed the FUCK OFF…That nigga must have the kiss of gold (well, actually he does) because those snitches were going crazy over his ass. Mmm mmm mmm. No thanks.



But anyway, in her country ass Speedy Gonzales voice…SLOW DOWN GIRL…she continued to explain how it’s the personality that you get to see when you spend QT with him that gets all those girls open. Hmmm…I think I’ll stay away from him before my ass ends up falling in love.
Sike...never happen!!!



Anyway, as we talked of course I had to find out which one of the broads in the house was the true snitch that got on her nerves. Her reply…ALLLLLLLL those season two bitches!! Not individually, but when those snitches got together they were a hot mess!





Now of course you know we also wanna know who had sex with Flav!!! She wasn’t trying to tell but she did point out that Bootz was a virgin, and that’s what she told Flav so she didn’t have to sex him. I would have said the same shit girl. No hate here. But wait!!! The snitch is pregnant!! Yes Miss Bootz the fake ass virgin herself!!! The snitch must be about 24 months pregnant because she’s been fat for years. LOL! Get your labor induced boo boo…you’re overdue.

Ummm…if his dumbass believed THAT shit about Bootz being a virgin…he just might have believed that all those girls were there because they really, really, really had love for Flava Flav. Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha…



However! Homegirl Goldie put it out there…New York really did fuck FLAV!!!


But she did it in the closet! (that was the only place with no cameras) And get this…not even to win. The snitch did it straight out of horniness! EEWWW!!!



Oh YEAH!! She told us about her funny fling. Goldie girl we didn’t know you were a freak!!! But wait…you sexed a dude with no arms? I’m going to let yaull just use your imagination with that one. Lmao I don’t think I even need to explain. Actually let me do just that. She said this nikka got OUT of his chair himself…crawled over to her on elbows and WENT TO TOWN!! WHAT the FUCK?! Goldie, times ain’t that hard girl…I’m going to find you a dude with at least two arms.





Don’t even sweat it…lol. One thing for sure…Dr. Boogie will FIND your ass a nikka!! Hahaha. She did say she wouldn’t’ mind fucking Lil Wayne tho. I think this snitch has an affinity for trolls. So, LADIES!!!...If you are fucking with a little ass black dude with nappy ass hair… that talks like he’s half retarded…keep his ass away from Goldie!



Whew…enough of that. But anyway, she went on and on about how she’s gonna keep hope alive, and keep the grind gully and whatever other positive cliché that black people use, that you can think of. She’s a cool girl…real nice. I want her to slow her talk down about 30 wpm tho…that makes it hard to focus on what I’m trying to ask!



SNITCH I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!





Aight Goldie…step your game up baby, and get on some more shows. You can do it! Love you!!





Good luck…and on to the next.



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Dr. Boogie… told y'all I was gonna bring it Snitches !





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