Kym Whitley aaaaaaannnnnnd Toccara - Oh My !

So this one is a little different snitches. Me and the girls Kym Whitely and Toccara planned to go see the play "Ain't Misbehavin'", but they were doing just that!

Kim got to my place first, although she was late as hell. She looked good tho...hair was cute well wig was cool tetted to the side a lil but what the hell ...just in need of some good makeup "mud and cement" lololo .... just kidding but she is the mad picker ...but just a lil help from the Doctor needed of course and I oblidged.

Anyway, we had to rush because Toccara was on her way. So while I had her in my chair I had to hit her with Boogie's Top 5 questiions. She was not ready because she wanted to share something deep with me. But I was not listening when I should have been cuz she wanted to talk about something deep.

So we will sit down with her on this Snitches cuz what happend to her was not cool. I asked her if she would share her bad experience with the world. She said yes so you will see that on Chair Chat it does get deep Snitches... Wow !

Any hooooo first I wanted to know what was something that totally turned her off about an ex. My husband said - yes I call her my husband cuz she always wanna be the man ....so I made her a jacket that says Mr. !

So she said she had an ex who's breath smelled like OLD ASS....in his stomach. DAYUM!! That made me want to run and throw a Halls in my mouth. Yuck. yoyoyoyoyoyyo IF you usedto date Kim Whitley...I need you to go take a quick breath check. Just in case...because it just may be you. lmao!

Assbreath...hahahah. She even added it in that she had someone do her makeup before who's breath smelled like coochie. What the hell is up with all these body area smelling breath people?Peewww. Anyway, I also found out that her ass had a shoot and did NOT call the doctor to do her hair and makeup. Mmmhmm. Shady ass . lol! But she knows I love her. And I knows she don't like to pay!!

She then complained about makeup jobs costing 350.00 lol I told her ass HELL YEAH!! That's the market price for a good makeup job now honey. Rich chicks are some cheap chicks! lol Complaining about that being the cost of an airline ticket . Chick pleez please...to where? In this damn economy you can't get down the street for 350 damn dollars. She so cheap and got all the money in shoe boxess yallllll.

Now, on with the questions...I had to ask her how old she was when she lost her virginity? After trying to lie and say she never did...Yeah right chick....she finally answered and told us she was 20, while she was in college. Okay, that's not bad. I was waiting for her to say 12 or 13. As hot in the ass as she is. lol And speakin of humpen ' she said her fantasy freak would be Eric Benet, who she made sure to remind me was NOT currently married to Halle Berry. And honey I don't think Halle is TRIPPIN AT ALL FACT I NO SHE AIN'T ... Damn, Kim! You got something going on that I don't know? You got to watch her ass. lol

Now, when we asked 3 things she did to save money in today's economy, she responded that she waters her lawn less per week... goood one and grooms her dog herself .... niceee . But she also said that she made everyone in the house take a shower together. Hummm...yeah, I don't know if I'm that concerned with the economy just yet. lol Glad I don't live in her house. lol

So my girl Toccara finally arrives, and these chicks wanted to have the big titty conversation as always ! Why do all big titty chicks wanna talk about who's boobs is bigger?? Girrrllll yo titties is big as SHIT! says big titty chick #1 kim."No girl YO titties is big as SHIT," says big titty chick #2. Toccara.

And so on...and so on. Also there was some chat about some one liking girls and some one being in love with a girl ....hmmm.....and thay opened up about how that felt..... hmmmmmm! We keep it real and you get the goods on Chair Chat!

Now once Toccara got in my chair she snitched that she lost her virginity at age 16 to some old ass man who probably had worms. Eeeewwww Toccara!!! Your hot ass...lol. And she still looking at bus drivers...

BITCHASSNESS was the biggest turnoff about a particular ex that she dated. She ain't with a man not knowing how to be chivalrous. OPEN HER DAMN DOOR NICCA! Damn, even I know that shit. lol And that's probably why she made sure to let me know she is SINGLE, hot and looking for a reallll man .....Yes... single fellas.

But if you are gonna come at her...come correct! I think she a size queen... but hmm...Miss Toccara was acting real hollywood when it came to "lights camera action.." Usually, you can't shut the girl up...but tonight she was real shy and on reserve for sure! Makes me wonder...hmmm...

lol ...Aand then I see her at a basket ball game on the beach tramping and I got it on tape ...no bra and eatin' a cheese burger ....she know damn well her boobies to big to be out with no bra - but they were sittin' kinda nice .... damm .. I digress... lol! look at this ...

What was up with that girl?? I think I know, but you know I ain't gonna snitch that..lol. So we finally saw "Ain't misbehavin," and the people were talented...it was definitely something to sleep on...literally... I think somebody really did go to sleep. lol

! It might have been my ass. BUT we had a blast that night, y'all! Hope you enjoyed it too.

Oh yeah...and if you hear Kym Whitley use "snitches" instead of "bitches"...you know where she got it from. lol Smootches.

Dr. Boogie

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Yes, Vivica is a Fox Snitches and a Cougar - All in One !

Vivica Fox Chair Chats with Dr. Boogie !

So guess who's in the chair today snitches??? Well I did something special for you today... I took Ms. Fox to lunch ( don't be jealous ! ) ... and we also visited a few fabulous designers I wanted her to check out.

Vivica is really beautiful ( yes, yes y'all ) but I know there are some haters out there when it comes to my girl ( Hate is so the new Love ) ... And y'all haterade bloggers just need to quit it ! ( Just mad cuz y'all fat with no man or mad your man wants my fabulous Ms. V! )

Well we dined on some very healthy wholesome food, cause Vivica don't play when it comes to fine dining and then we chatted:

So today's snitch session is a special one. My girl is one of the realest chics you can know...and she told it all. But before we get into that, I had to hit sister girl up with my TOP 5 Questions - my IceBreakers - OK? - so here we go!

What is your biggest turnoff about an ex that you had?

Apparently ungratefulness is her pet peeve. Vivica divulged that she was with a guy that was very ungrateful to be blessed to be in a relationship with her! I guess his ass should have been .. she is Ms. Vivica A. Fox. And you know I had to pry snitches .... So I asked was he in the entertainment business and she said no, and here's the quote snitches, "No we ain't talking about 50 Cent either!" So kill the rumors before you even start snitches with that he said she said shit!

But anyway, moving on ... my next question made her jump out her chair, "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" She said, "Ooooo my goodness Boogie!" She shared that she was 18 when she first had sex. Vivica, honey, you are a little sassy thang so if it didn't come out your mouth, I woulda said yeah right girl and figured she was actually about 16 and a half! LOL .. but it came straight from the Diva's own lips... wait ... can I add, her UNINJECTED lips .. be we'll get to that later snitches.

Back to Vivica giving up the goodies...the sexxy foxxy ghetto barbie kept the goods coming with no shame:

I asked where's the wildest place she ever had sex??? Vivica gasped! "In a closet" she answered! And yes I asked where and with who - but she told me none of my business!!!

Guess I should have asked how big was the ..........closet ! So since we were talking about closets and all, I asked her to name her one ultimate fantasy. Answer: A hot one night stand with one, just one, hottie! Is that an old hottie, young hottie, married hottie ??? "We don't do married men Boogie!" Agreed! ( But it is just a fantasy! Damn - Melyssa answered Barack Obama to the same question ! And we knows Michelle ain't going for that!)

But Ms. Fox has standards - even in Fantasy Land! ( Unlike some of y'all heifers out there - but I'm just sayin... cuz quiet as its kept - my fantasy is definitely married!)

Now in true Diva fashion she also put us down with some of her tips for surviving this so-called recession when I ASKED HER WHAT WAS 3 THINGS SHE DID TO SAVE MONEY.
1) First off she has learned to plan better and book travel further in advance. (Plan ahead Snitches!!! )

2) Babydoll has become self sufficient and learned how to touch up her own hair and makeup if and when needed (but don't you try that at home .. I've seen some of y'all's work! ) LOL

3) Ms. Vivica rocks synthetic wigs....( go right now snitches to http://www.boogiesecrets.com/ - don't play! My Dr. Boogie's fall is no joke!)

I'm gonna give Viv a quick plug before we get into the snitching that I know y'all been itching for.
"Cougar" on TVLand Prime. Wednesday nights at 10pm. Cougar on TVLand Prime...Wednesday nights at 10pm. Cougar on TVLand Prime....Wednesday nights at 10pm.

So I said it 3 times...that means you know to have your ass in the designated place at the designated time to watch these Cougar Divas regulate these boy's ASSES! WOO! The show is hot ...not to mention Viv is looking flawless...AS USUAL. Take notes from a real Diva y'all...OO AND LOOK TV DONT RETOUCH SO ENJOYTHE BEAUTY.

Now, speaking of Cougars...Viv broke it down for us, because some of y'all snitches out there have the whole thing all confused and effed up. So, In HER own words..."I am a Cougar......I am in my 40's...I've always dated younger guys...I was MARRIED to a younger guy so yes I am a PROUD member of the Cougar Club." Way to keep it real babe! I hate girls that swear they turning 30 for like 15 years in a row. WTF?

Now my girl wants y'all 'lil boys that are looking for someone to pay your bills to know...don't try to tame a Cougar. Cougars got more game than you can fathom and she does NOT pay bills or go out and buy you shoes or put rims on your car ..... What you need is a Sugar Momma.
Recognize and respect the difference.

You'll mess around with one of these Cougars and get you and your sugar momma's bank account depleted. LMAO! Come on point or don't come at all...she's sexy...she's in her 40's...she's successful...and she'sready to mingle...or maybe just tap that tail for you one or two good times. LOL And just because you are younger than her it does not mean you are qualified. You need to be able to see her eye to eye with your success AND have a little plastic to go with it. American Express that is...preferrably the black kind...but platinum will suffice.

Okay Okay so I know you are like...come on Dr. B.. bring the real. We wanna hear about the damn plastic surgery. Why in the hell did Vivica do all that shit to herself, and why did she get her nose done, and why is she all botoxed out and why did she get her breasts done...why why why????

Shut the hell up please...

I'm gonna quote my girl just so there is no misunderstanding. I'm even gonna make it real simple for you slow snitches out there...so y'all understand what I'm about to tell you.
Why did she do all that shit to herself?

SHE DIDN'T ya damn haters!!!!! Why y'all be makng up and assuming shit? A chic looks a little different and all of a sudden she had plastic surgery. My girl kept it real and told me exactly what she's had done.

So take out your note pads...get on Myspace and Twitter and Facebook...call your momma...call your cousin Brenda and her baby's daddy Man Man...and spread the word.

Now, she did admit to having her bags removed from under her eyes before. She ADMITTED to that. She also had lip injections ONCE ( as in ONE TIME) ...yes like Jessica Simpsion did and she didn't like it. Now before you braniacs start yapping...lip injections are temporary...so that effect is long gone. I mean years and years gone. ( So she tried is once - don't front snitches .. if you had her pocket book - you might to! )

She said .., and I quote "someone said I had a face lift...I got a nose job...cheek implants ...No..No...NO ! Yo, if I had all that plastic surgery done I wouldn't be able to come outside for like 7 months...I'd be so scarred and so distorted looking... I ain't had no plastic surgery in over 3-4 years AT LEAST...none."

Side note: I wish y'all could have heard the sincerity in her voice when she said that last quote.But she continued...her Cherokee lineage is partly responsible for the cheekbones and "Recently I got a new makeup artist, Darian Maylock, who can paint my face for the GODS, and I'm now working with you Dr. Boogie for my hair. And when you use different folks, the illusion changes and you get a different look!"

That's true y'all ...when you totally change and start working with a new make up artist, and hair stylist, etc...after working with the same people for YEARS...it makes a difference in your look. Duh....and yes - the Doctor has spoken... run and tell that snitches!

And when we chatted let me tell you that babydoll's skin was FLAWLESS and without makeup. I took a real close close look for real and I looked her face to face. I didn't see any injections, cuts, etc. I even asked her to frown!

Y'all need to stop fucking with Vivica. She is good. I only found a freckle and a mole. lol. She wore only lipgloss and her face was glowing. She never ever ever had botox and didn't even have on any foundation. Let my girl just be beautiful please!

But if you need proof...see her face to face and piss her off...you will definitely see the wrinkles in her forehead when she mean mugs your ass....(that is unless your eye ain't done already got shut for you. lol) and THAT will Debunk at least the botox rumor. I asked Viv did she do botox and she said Boogie no I am scard of it.

But she keep it real and said she would get what she needed if she felt it would make her feel good.

I love Vivica, and it means a lot when people talk freely and honestly about their shit...because WE WANNA KNOW!!! So there you go snitches and snitchettes...Vivica is NOT in the plastic club like most of Hollywood...she's in the COUGAR Club...lol. And the chic is a PROUD member....lol Did I say PROUUUDDD?! OH!! But Wait!! We went back to the fantasy fucks, and she finally decided...Dwight Howard and LeBron James.

Didn't we ask her for one? How are you gonna have trouble deciding on one then come back around and have TWO!!! lol She said seperately of course...we guess two at one time would be just too much for her. lol

LOVE this woman!! Way to keep it real. And for all you lame ass rumor mongers...THIS IS HER ULTIMATE FANTASY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! FANTASY...MEANING NOT REAL...MEANING IF BUT PROBABLY NOT. LOL

GOT IT???Oh..she came with one more...Derrick Rose from the Chicago Bulls. She likes them pretty pink lips.

Alright Vivica...you have had enough fantasy for one day. Save some for everybody else!
Thanks for chatting with me love...I promise I won't repeat anything you said......except the lil tiny bitty stuff above.

Go check out her show y'all and give my girl some love. She's definitely doing her thing and doing it all in Stilettos in TRUE Diva fashion...

Go girl...

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