Oh hello snitches! Dr. Boogie is in the house and Claudia Jordan is in my chair this evening as I write this first blog. I'm so excited.
So why blog? Well isn't everybody these days?!? And I have soooo much to tell and there is so much you really want to know! And my PR mama (that would be Mz. Makeda at http://www.jazzmynepr.com/ y'all) said "Blog chile." So we doin' the damn thang!
What will you read here? Well you know when you sit in the shop in the chair, be it barber or beauty shop, the tongues start to wag. So you will get tea here that is not served any where else. Trust!
And then of course I'm going to occasionally play 'hair police' and report on "Who Needs Dr. Boogie." Because we all know that there are some folks wearing hairstyles out there that make us want to holla - "Oh No!"
And of course, since all the most fabulous of folks sit in my chair, you will get the pictures here first ... (maybe not the 'before' but definitely the 'after' pics.) And of course there will be the occasional interview you won't read anywhere else - until the other bloggers pick it up from here of course ... cuz you know they will be checking.... Snitches!
So, let the games begins. Claudia Jordan is here in the chair and her episode just aired on "The Celebrity Apprentice" ... she was project manager! I'm prepping her for the red carpet with one of my fabulous Dr. Boogie Clip and Go Kits ( get yours now snitches at http://www.boogiesecrets.com/ ). ( Did you really think her hair was that long???) Ms. Jordan rocks the house ... think "Foxhole with Jamie Foxx," "Deal or No Deal," "Price is Right, and "Celebrity Apprentice" of course.
See my quickie with her below....
Dr. Boogie: So, Claudia, on the "Celebrity Apprentice" with The Donald, what really happened with you and Melissa Rivers. Because I'm just sayin' - look like girlfriend stole yo' shit ... just took your idea and ran it. How come you didn't let her have it? Please snitch."
Claudia Jordan: "It's so typical and predictable that the Black girl is gonna snap. That's just to be expected, so I chose to exercise restraint. At the end of the day, I knew the cameras would show the truth and Melissa would look like the fool that she was! Sometimes less is more .... a tip she could also use next time she goes in for plastic surgery."
Dr. Boogie: Plastic surgery?!?!?! Oh my! So you went home on the show right? Any last words for our snitches - cuz they will run and tell it."
Claudia Jordan: I came in the show not being a snake and I left the show not being a snake. I'm proud of how I presented on the show and my main goal was to be a positive black female role model. And judging by the responses I'm receiving - mission accomplished."
Dr. Boogie: I know you are running out my door, but tell my readers why you love me?
Claudia Jordan: I love the way Dr. Boogie massages my head.
Dr. Boogie: Are you implying I give good head Claudia!
Claudia Jordan: Oh Dr. Boogie. Ok, what else do I love about you.. I can tell you all my business and not worry about you sharing it with your snitches!
Dr. Boogie: Of course, Claudia ! ( Sike! ) We love you Claudia - thanks for being my first!
Now - run it tell and check back with me later snitches!
And remember, when you look good you feel great!
Stay Beautiful,
Dr. Boogie
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